goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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