no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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