Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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