theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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