Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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