honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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