i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
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I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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