you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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