TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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