She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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