You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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