We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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