Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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