your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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