Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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