He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
tell me about the eggs
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
