If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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