we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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