remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Randomize
