I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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