I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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