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  • 134 37
    Submitted by jakedebacker on Dec 13, 11 at 4:32pm
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    Because you're not a preying mantis.

    • 39 49
      Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 14, 11 at 8:29am
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      *praying. Sorry had to.

  • 74 43
    Submitted by amitch17 on Dec 14, 11 at 12:22am
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    Because it's hard to get rid of a body?

  • 75 45
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 13, 11 at 4:08pm
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    Because you're too mentally immature to have relationships.

  • 63 51
    Submitted by jawa897 on Dec 13, 11 at 3:10pm
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    Agreed.

  • 49 39
    Submitted by wessum on Dec 14, 11 at 7:29am
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    To keep reminding you that you're a whore.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 5:53pm
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    Why would you care, unless you were awful of course.

  • 48 44
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 13, 11 at 9:38pm
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    Because to forgot to sell them off to the black market slave market after you were done.

  • 50 55
    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 13, 11 at 7:05pm
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    that's why you call them a cab when you go for the shower by the time they are out cab arrives and they are on there way

  • 44 50
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Dec 14, 11 at 8:56am
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    I recommend you go get AIDS and then sleep around. Problem solved.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by BigBounceTricity on Dec 13, 11 at 11:36pm
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    Because aids takes a minute to kick in.?

  • 41 48
    Submitted by snybny on Dec 13, 11 at 9:38pm
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    Right?!

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Gilfhunter36 on Dec 13, 11 at 3:16pm
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    That bad huh?