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  • Submitted by jakedebacker on Dec 13, 11 at 4:32pm

    Because you're not a preying mantis.

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      Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 14, 11 at 8:29am

      *praying. Sorry had to.

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    Submitted by amitch17 on Dec 14, 11 at 12:22am

    Because it's hard to get rid of a body?

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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Dec 13, 11 at 4:08pm

    Because you're too mentally immature to have relationships.

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    Submitted by jawa897 on Dec 13, 11 at 3:10pm

    Agreed.

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    Submitted by porksword on Dec 13, 11 at 5:53pm

    Why would you care, unless you were awful of course.

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    Submitted by wessum on Dec 14, 11 at 7:29am

    To keep reminding you that you're a whore.

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 13, 11 at 9:38pm

    Because to forgot to sell them off to the black market slave market after you were done.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 13, 11 at 7:05pm

    that's why you call them a cab when you go for the shower by the time they are out cab arrives and they are on there way

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    Submitted by snybny on Dec 13, 11 at 9:38pm

    Right?!

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    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Dec 14, 11 at 8:56am

    I recommend you go get AIDS and then sleep around. Problem solved.

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    Submitted by BigBounceTricity on Dec 13, 11 at 11:36pm

    Because aids takes a minute to kick in.?

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    Submitted by Gilfhunter36 on Dec 13, 11 at 3:16pm

    That bad huh?