Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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