Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Me too!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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