It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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