Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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