sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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