I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean