ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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