So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
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