Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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