oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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