That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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