Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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