question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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