He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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