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  • Submitted by TheWelcomeRain on Jan 4, 11 at 3:33pm

    In before the first "wine rack" joke.

  • Submitted by nakidna on Jan 4, 11 at 5:58pm

    marry me?

  • Submitted by nayofsunshine on Jan 4, 11 at 4:28pm

    ah the joys of large breasts

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    Submitted by LegacyWolff on Jan 4, 11 at 3:03pm

    It's not that hard if they're big enough.

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    Submitted by Emmy88 on Jan 4, 11 at 3:47pm

    That's why they call them your shelf!! Might as well be useful to us in other means besides feeding our young and turning our male counterparts into drooling baboons!!

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    Submitted by TheMan69 on Jan 5, 11 at 10:22pm

    @willydawg you need to be banned. Stop posting full names.

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    Submitted by kaycee27 on Jan 5, 11 at 12:17pm

    Makes ya wonder what she's usin her hands for.

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    Submitted by matthewciuccio on Jan 4, 11 at 11:33pm

    Picture or it didn't happen. :)

  • Submitted by Nova_Girl on Jan 4, 11 at 2:20pm

    And thats why you are drinking a wine bottle to your self. Fat ass.

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    Submitted by gkl on Jan 6, 11 at 11:22pm

    Like I siad willydawg fucku u pos u make Rick Scott look like a god with his fired bs u must be12 or aretard U dumb mutherfucker Ps the spelling is intenshonal lol lol

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    Submitted by matthewciuccio on Jan 4, 11 at 11:33pm

    Picture or it didn't happen. :)

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    Submitted by willydawg on Jan 5, 11 at 2:18am

    Not possible if ur Ashley suveges. Boobs so saggy the wine would be down by ur feet. Not to mention she has tiny little baby boobs. Nothing worse then itty bitty tittys but when they're saggy? Epic fail

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    Submitted by matthewciuccio on Jan 4, 11 at 11:33pm

    Picture or it didn't happen. :)

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    Submitted by ohhhnoooharleyyy on Jan 3, 13 at 12:36pm

    @willydawg like anyone here knows who you're talking about. Idiot.