Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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