Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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