i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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