My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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