Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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