Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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