you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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