He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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