Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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