Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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