have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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