My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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