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  • Yeah, when SHE has a headache you're pushy, but when YOU'RE tired then you're a selfish prick that doesn't find her attractive any more. Sigh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:38am
  • yes. have more sex with less attractive women and you'll understand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:05pm
  • LOL @ 1138 & 1155! Too much Funny in here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:40pm
  • 11:38am, hahahaha so true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:33pm
  • I wanna fuck with 6:35

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 7:24am
  • ROFL 2:47 the eye of the tiger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:58pm
  • wow, whats up with 5:10 1st Jesus approves of married people having sex... 2nd if you believe masturbation is wrong "guard the avenues to your soul" and GET OFF TFLN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Being married means being able to do this with no harm, no foul.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:36am
  • Well said 7:18 I agree too, sometimes just too much work.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:34am
  • Happens to me all the time, except Im a girl. But sometimes you just want to pleasure yourself, instead of someone else taking forever to get to the point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:37pm
  • 1155 you is my hero! but as a guy i have to say that i would at least try, sex doesnt require effort, only the eye of the tiger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:47pm
  • I totally agree! After having sex all the time, there are just days when you're too damn tired, and a good, fast wank just gets the job done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:16am
  • said from the 11:21 guy that doesnt get any

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:24am
  • Why do girls get offended by shit like that? I would be like, "Sounds good, I'll jack you off to assist in your lazyness, feel free to direct me in my movements to get this done the fastest." then he could just assist my vag the next time. Win Win situation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:35pm
  • You just gotta pop a red bull and get it over with, otherwise she'll stop buying your weed AND your groceries... trust me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:55am
  • Solution: just tell her she's gotta do the work, bust one, then pass out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:56pm
  • There is no such thing as TOO much sex!!! unless its prison sex!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:21am
  • yes... when ur not having sex it is hard to understand but too much sex can be a burden too. Sometimes u just want to get it over with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:09am
  • I dont think most women realize how much work sex is for the man. its great and more is always good. but every once in a while you do want a quick nut before bed without it being at least a 20 min ordeal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:22am
  • Ohhh yeah. Sometimes you just want to wank one out and be left alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:00pm
  • if you've been having sex with the same girl for years, no matter how pretty, you just want to go to bed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:15pm
  • It happens. In both directions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:15pm
  • ^^^ Definitely true. If I'm really tired, I don't want the hassle of trying to please my partner, I just wanna jill off and pass out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:10am
  • Eeeeew! OMG! You people have SEX!?!?! AAAAND masturbate?!?! GROSS OMG JESUS HATES YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Not just guys want to finish and sleep. Girls do too, well at least I do sometimes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:09am
  • You musnt be that great at having sex. Poor bloke. My partner is good, thank god, and cant get enough! :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:33pm
  • 5:45 you crack me up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:11pm
  • 5:45 there is seriously something wrong with u

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:50pm
  • And they say men have the power in relationships...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:49am
  • Oh God forbid that you have sex when SHE wants to... that would be such a crime.

    Submitted by wickedlovely17 on May 16, 10 at 6:34pm
  • 5:30! I can't believe you'd defend the devil like that! OMFG! You're going straight to H when you die!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:45pm
  • Personally I wouldn't turn it down but she's gotta do the work and not speak afterwards so I can go to sleep. If I was that tired I wouldn't need to jack off anyways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:41pm
  • I agree with 6:35 completely. It is a win win situation. I love being a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:31pm
  • 6:35, I think I love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Its normal. sometimes sex is too much trouble.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:49pm
  • wow, since when did men stop being men and turn into these pussies?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 10:02am
  • 5:30PM, meet sarcasm. Sarcasm, meet the fucking moron on TFLN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:18pm
  • Lol at "Jill off" I've never heard that one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 9:02pm
  • yes. every man does, sooner or later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:51am
  • I'm happy to say I have yet to reach this point, and neither has my boyfriend. We also have a LOT of sex... /: I hope this never happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 9, 09 at 7:55pm
  • 6:35 you've got to tell me where i can find girls with your mindset.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 10:39pm