Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
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Yeah, when SHE has a headache you're pushy, but when YOU'RE tired then you're a selfish prick that doesn't find her attractive any more. Sigh.
yes. have more sex with less attractive women and you'll understand
I wanna fuck with 6:35
LOL @ 1138 & 1155! Too much Funny in here!
hahahaha so true.
ROFL 2:47 the eye of the tiger
Being married means being able to do this with no harm, no foul.
wow, whats up with 5:10
1st Jesus approves of married people having sex...
2nd if you believe masturbation is wrong "guard the avenues to your soul" and GET OFF TFLN!
Happens to me all the time, except Im a girl. But sometimes you just want to pleasure yourself, instead of someone else taking forever to get to the point.
1155 you is my hero! but as a guy i have to say that i would at least try, sex doesnt require effort, only the eye of the tiger
You just gotta pop a red bull and get it over with, otherwise she'll stop buying your weed AND your groceries... trust me.
Well said 7:18
I agree too, sometimes just too much work.
said from the 11:21 guy that doesnt get any
There is no such thing as TOO much sex!!! unless its prison sex!
I totally agree! After having sex all the time, there are just days when you're too damn tired, and a good, fast wank just gets the job done.
Solution: just tell her she's gotta do the work, bust one, then pass out.
Why do girls get offended by shit like that? I would be like, "Sounds good, I'll jack you off to assist in your lazyness, feel free to direct me in my movements to get this done the fastest." then he could just assist my vag the next time. Win Win situation
Ohhh yeah. Sometimes you just want to wank one out and be left alone.
I dont think most women realize how much work sex is for the man. its great and more is always good. but every once in a while you do want a quick nut before bed without it being at least a 20 min ordeal.
It happens. In both directions.
if you've been having sex with the same girl for years, no matter how pretty, you just want to go to bed.
yes... when ur not having sex it is hard to understand but too much sex can be a burden too. Sometimes u just want to get it over with.
You musnt be that great at having sex. Poor bloke.
My partner is good, thank god, and cant get enough! :-)
5:45 you crack me up
^^^ Definitely true. If I'm really tired, I don't want the hassle of trying to please my partner, I just wanna jill off and pass out.
Eeeeew! OMG! You people have SEX!?!?! AAAAND masturbate?!?! GROSS OMG JESUS HATES YOU!
5:45 there is seriously something wrong with u
And they say men have the power in relationships...
Not just guys want to finish and sleep. Girls do too, well at least I do sometimes.
Oh God forbid that you have sex when SHE wants to... that would be such a crime.
5:30! I can't believe you'd defend the devil like that! OMFG! You're going straight to H when you die!
Personally I wouldn't turn it down but she's gotta do the work and not speak afterwards so I can go to sleep. If I was that tired I wouldn't need to jack off anyways.
6:35, I think I love you.
5:30PM, meet sarcasm.
Sarcasm, meet the fucking moron on TFLN.
I agree with 6:35 completely. It is a win win situation. I love being a girl.
since when did men stop being men and turn into these pussies?
Its normal. sometimes sex is too much trouble.
Lol at "Jill off" I've never heard that one
yes. every man does, sooner or later.
I'm happy to say I have yet to reach this point, and neither has my boyfriend. We also have a LOT of sex... /: I hope this never happens.
6:35 you've got to tell me where i can find girls with your mindset.