I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Randomize
