i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
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