so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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