bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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