I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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